Apropos of absolutely nothing, here’s a picture of one of our cats. That would be Gordon, the prissy princess. She is wondering why I’m lying…
Last night, Mom and Sammi and I decided to kill some time by going through Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Songs list. When they got home,…
On Saturday I was recruited to work bingo yet again to raise money for the sports teams to which my sisters belong. It’s hard to…
Someone stole my Swiffer Duster. And I’m really annoyed about it, because I bought a whole new box of Swiffer Dusters specifically to use in…
I spent all of Friday a sobbing mess, grieving in advance because we expected to have to put our little weiner dog Sadie to sleep…