loriestories

I need a Jolt Cola or something, like, real bad. Seriously, I’m sitting here at my desk in a complete state of zombieness, which is…

My TV is definitely dead. My dad’s going to see if he can fix it – he mentioned something about a fuse inside it that…

Oh man, I am freezing my ass off. And the window by my desk is drafty and my fingers are cold and I’m wearing a…

I used to be terrified of trains. This was a major problem, because during my first two years of college, there was no commuter flight…

The mirror in the sun visor on my car is the most unflattering mirror in the history of EARTH. In that mirror I am the…