things i do in traffic:
- Examine the tire treads on other cars and make judgments about whether they should get new tires.
- Read bumper stickers.
- Ruminate (but who are we kidding? Â I ruminate everywhere.).
- If the car behind me has multiple people in it, try to determine if they’re fighting.
- Try to figure out if anyone around me is listening to the same radio station as I am.
- Count the number of people who are/are not wearing seatbelts and judge the ones who aren’t.
things I do NOT do in traffic (but other people do):
- Read the newspaper (or a damn book for crying out loud).
- Put on makeup.
- Fix my hair.
- Take selfies.
One Reply to “things i do in traffic:”
I’m really glad I never gave up and still subscribe to your RSS.
Who knows. Maybe I’ll start again, too.