I bought an old-school Nintendo on eBay the other day, and I want it. Now. Nownownow. I want to call in sick to work one…
I’m not dead, I swear. Here’s a blurry, weirdly colored picture I took of myself yesterday to prove it: I’m also sharing it with you…
We got lost about 34,055 times. Our bags got lost too, but not in the same place we got lost. I got food poisoning. Seriously,…
I have about a million and ten things to get done before I leave for New Hampshire tomorrow afternoon. I have done two of them.…
Okay, it’s really poor form of me to put up a bullshit post about the contents of my latest Target receipt and then not update…