loriestories

Very very early this morning at physical therapy, I tried to convince four separate therapists and assistants that what would be best for my back,…

My stupid back is still all jacked up, ever since Christmas when it randomly got hurt and I couldn’t walk for a couple of days.…

Mondays are shit. I really, really hate them.

I can never think about myna birds without thinking of Superfudge.

It was a million bajillion degrees earlier this week, and now it’s 54 degrees and I have lampshade hair. And that’s a bad thing. I…