Category: asides

I chickened out on any kind of fix-it plan for the pants. In fact, I called my mother and begged her to come over on…

I spell my own name wrong on the first try nearly every time I type it. I usually transpose the “r” and the “i” though…

When did Al Gore become engaging? Was he always and I just missed it? This is like in middle school when that dorky weird kid…

I’m the butt of many jokes today, because during a discussion about what, exactly, a turducken might be, I floated the theory that it was…

“Hey, I like that sweater you’re wearing today.” “Thanks! I got it for my sister for Christmas last year.”