Category: asides

There’s a good chance I’ll have to cut a bitch before this day is over. A really good chance.

My head hurts.

Annoying: I ask you what you had for lunch. You tell me you had organic lentil soup and a salad with organic baby spinach and…

Jamie and I decided we’re going to make a raft out of a door and float it to Jamaica for New Year’s. Who’s with us?

90% of the posts I compose in my head begin with some variation on the following: “The thing about ____ is ____.”