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grr

There’s a good chance I’ll have to cut a bitch before this day is over. A really good chance.

January 16, 2007

owwwwwwwwowowow

My head hurts.

1 Comment January 15, 2007

pet peeve

Annoying: I ask you what you had for lunch. You tell me you had organic lentil soup and a salad with organic baby spinach and organic roma tomatoes and organic dressing. Seriously? I am NOT MORE IMPRESSED THAT YOU TOOK TIME OUT TO ADD “ORGANIC.” Just tell me you had lentil soup and spinach salad. I promise I won’t think less of you than I do right now. If you currently find yourself doing this, I want you to know that it is a really annoying habit and you should think about knocking it the fuck off. That is all.

5 Comments January 9, 2007

onward and upward

Jamie and I decided we’re going to make a raft out of a door and float it to Jamaica for New Year’s. Who’s with us?

5 Comments December 21, 2006

habitual, i guess

90% of the posts I compose in my head begin with some variation on the following: “The thing about ____ is ____.”

7 Comments December 5, 2006

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