Annoying: I ask you what you had for lunch. You tell me you had organic lentil soup and a salad with organic baby spinach and organic roma tomatoes and organic dressing. Seriously? I am NOT MORE IMPRESSED THAT YOU TOOK TIME OUT TO ADD “ORGANIC.” Just tell me you had lentil soup and spinach salad. I promise I won’t think less of you than I do right now. If you currently find yourself doing this, I want you to know that it is a really annoying habit and you should think about knocking it the fuck off. That is all.