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I had a hot dog for breakfast today because my milk looked weird and I was afraid to pour any on my cereal. I smelled it and it smelled okay but I’m so out of it in the morning that I don’t trust my nose. Besides, it just looked shady. I can’t explain it. If I put bad milk on my cereal and took a bite and it was gross, it would ruin my whole day. So instead I had a hot dog.
Then I had a hot dog for lunch.
This is where my mother would say that I’m going to turn into a hot dog. I hope that’s not true.
I am NOT having a hot dog for dinner, but I think after I go vote tonight that I should go to the grocery store and buy new milk and throw out the potentially bad milk. And I might get new cereal because I have Raisin Bran Crunch at home and it is way too sweet. I have a notorious sweet tooth. I could eat a whole box of Fruity Pebbles in one sitting. So you know that if I think a cereal is too sweet then it is probably insanely sweet.
Maybe I will get regular raisin bran. I like it and it seems like it is good for me, and I’m sure one of you will write a comment and tell me that raisin bran is worse than drinking a 2-liter bottle of regular Coke after stirring in a full extra cup of sugar, but I don’t care. I like raisin bran and I can convince myself it is good for me. It has roughage! And fruit!
I think I might need ice cream too. And maybe fudge stripe cookies but only if they are on sale because the full price ones are too expensive. If I have some semblance of self-control, I will probably choose one or the other. But don’t count on it.