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Posted on07/05/200607/25/2006FYI

I Would Have Been Fine With A T-Shirt

by lorie12 Comments on I Would Have Been Fine With A T-Shirt

My sister went to Australia and New Zealand and all I got was a communicable disease.

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Posted on07/04/200607/25/2006FYI

Ray Cash’s Guacamole

by lorie7 Comments on Ray Cash’s Guacamole

Ray’s guacamole recipe is easy and kicks ass, and I’ve eaten it three times this weekend. 3 avocados (dark-colored and a little soft to the…

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Posted on06/30/200607/25/2006everyday stories

Gentle Glide, Indeed

by lorie6 Comments on Gentle Glide, Indeed

And now for something completely different. I went to Target last night to buy such exciting things as deodorant, razor blades, toilet cleaner, bikini line…

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Posted on06/30/200601/27/2021everyday stories

Randy

by lorie2 Comments on Randy

In September 2000, Northwestern football was playing at Wisconsin. I don’t remember why now, but for some reason, we weren’t watching the game. Instead we…

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Posted on06/29/200607/25/2006FYI

And Now For Some Fruit

by lorie6 Comments on And Now For Some Fruit

Watermelons! Refresh if you can’t see them. In other news, every single time I threaten to chop off all my hair, it looks awesome the…

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