My library books are overdue. I’m eating chocolate-on-chocolate Edy’s Dibs. I’m catching up on episodes of The People’s Court I TiVoed while I was at Family HQ last week. What I really need to be doing is washing laundry and vacuuming and killing the possibly-black-widow living in the corner of my back door and packing for Orlando, but no. I am a grown-up precisely so that I can sit on my ass and eat Dibs and watch TPC if I want to. So nyah.