Excuses
Three reasons why I was running late this morning:
- I got out of bed much, much later than expected;
- Abby fell in the toilet while I was putting on makeup;
- I fell ass-over-teakettle down the townhouse stairs in my oh-so-hot high-heeled boots.
Guess which one is a lie?
erm. 1 is a lie.
although! perhaps you do not subscribe to the hot boots at work theory? personally, i never understood why hot boots are considered professional clothing.
i have never wondered why they are considered hot. mrowr.
Ass-over-teakettle — HA! Wait… does that make your head the “teakettle”?
I’m confused.
And see? Trixie boots will be your downfall (literally).
HAHAHAHA TRIXIE BOOTS
a over k–totally a southern thing, yeah?
the new logo thingie is PURTY.
you don’t have a teakettle do you?