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Posted on12/14/2005everyday stories

On Why I Should Never Be A Field Detective

by lorie7 Comments on On Why I Should Never Be A Field Detective

I have a connection in law enforcement who told me that if I could get the Pizza Stalker’s license plate number, he’d run it and…

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Posted on12/13/2005everyday stories

Excuses

by lorie4 Comments on Excuses

Three reasons why I was running late this morning: I got out of bed much, much later than expected; Abby fell in the toilet while…

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Posted on12/12/200508/30/2006everyday stories

Do They Know?

by lorie12 Comments on Do They Know?

Okay, I pretty much love Christmas. I know I shouldn’t, since I’m a God-hating liberal heathen and all, but I do. I love Christmas carols.…

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Posted on12/10/2005everyday stories

So THAT’S Why There Was a Urinal

by lorie7 Comments on So THAT’S Why There Was a Urinal

I have never seen more people lingering around just outside the bathrooms at Target than I did when I was racing red-faced and horrified out…

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Posted on12/09/2005everyday stories

Unscheduled Delivery

by lorie8 Comments on Unscheduled Delivery

On a Thursday night in the first week of November or so, I decided to order a pizza from the Papa John’s a couple of…

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