Tonight while I was cooking dinner I noticed Marco trying to shove himself under the stove, which was kind of interesting since he’s about the…
Family Headquarters is located in a very redneck neighborhood. Although their house is likely the least rednecky in the neighborhood, I’m still embarrassed to invite…
Ugh, I feel like crap today. I think I’ve been getting sick all weekend, but yesterday I thought the tiredness and coughing were just results…
Today is my sister Sammi’s 18th birthday. She knows that we all love her and wish her a great year, but you can leave messages…
This family is big on weird nicknames. I was known as Stumpy the Christmas Elf for way too long, and I suspect that this will…