Yesterday morning I was lying on the air mattress on Ginny’s floor when Sammi went to step over me and accidentally jacked me in the…
Being in the colorguard in the marching band at a Division I university means that there’s a pretty good chance you’ll be on national television…
Let’s suppose you had to stay home from work yesterday because you had a vicious stomach bug of some variety that made you spend the…
In a fit of pique last week caused by a particularly dickish asshole at Adelphia, I signed up for DirecTV. I was Christmas-level excited about…