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Me: “What’s up with all the semantic arguments tonight?”
Sibling #1: “What’s ‘semantic’ mean?”
Sibling #2, in total seriousness: “It’s when you’re prejudiced against Jewish people.”
Yes, we set her straight.
Me: “What’s up with all the semantic arguments tonight?”
Sibling #1: “What’s ‘semantic’ mean?”
Sibling #2, in total seriousness: “It’s when you’re prejudiced against Jewish people.”
Yes, we set her straight.
Was your argument about Jews?
No, not at all. I think it was about American Idol, actually. Or laundry.
That’s really funny.
I’ve got an idea for a fun show: “Semitic Semantics!”
…aaand that’s all I got.
It was laundry.. cause dad told Jay to get her clothes out of the dryer, but didn’t tell her to put them away too, so she didn’t.
Wow, I’m reading randomly through your website and I’m cracking up. 14 year old me is an idiot, albeit a funny one.
NO NO NO NO I GRAMMAR’D WRONG. PLEASE DELETE IT.