Me: “What’s up with all the semantic arguments tonight?”

Sibling #1: “What’s ‘semantic’ mean?”

Sibling #2, in total seriousness: “It’s when you’re prejudiced against Jewish people.”

Yes, we set her straight.

6 Replies to “Excerpt”

  1. That’s really funny.

    I’ve got an idea for a fun show: “Semitic Semantics!”

    …aaand that’s all I got.

  2. It was laundry.. cause dad told Jay to get her clothes out of the dryer, but didn’t tell her to put them away too, so she didn’t.

  3. Wow, I’m reading randomly through your website and I’m cracking up. 14 year old me is an idiot, albeit a funny one.

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