I knew I needed to write today, but I hadn’t written anything yet because I was having trouble deciding between two topics that seemed very…
Hey, kids. Need a way to perk up your languishing blog? Might I suggest a terrible tragedy, or, hey – a month full of melodramatic…
Let me tell you something about April. April is an absolutely pathetic crackwhore of a month smeared in dog poo and covered in parasites. If…
I will give every year to the educational fund for your niece. I will go out to a nice dinner on what would have been…
Frank dropped me a note just a couple of weeks ago, right before my surgery. He wished me luck, told me not to be nervous,…