Look, I’m doing a survey. Next thing you know I’ll be posting entire entries of song lyrics. LAYER ONE: — Name: Lorie — Birth date:…
Friday night will live in infamy as The Night Our Waitress Kicked Serious Ass, and also The Night When Eating Dinner Would Have Been a…
The other day they aired some show about Metallica on MTV, and Sam and Ginny were like “Why did they agree to do this? People…
My friend Alberto compared my site to a waiter’s tie once. Actually, it was yesterday. It’s hot outside, not that I’m complaining. I’ll take this…