I injured my back somehow yesterday, probably while I was throwing up, and now I can barely move. Like, seriously. It’s just about the worst…
I’m not dead, but I kind of wish I were. Last night I had to work. While I was working, I started to feel really,…
I haven’t yet made a decision about whether or not I’ll have children one day, but if I do, I should probably move thousands of…
I was really bummed out that The Office won’t be on tonight, because there’s an extra-big episode of stupid The Biggest Loser on that bumps…