I made brownies last night, ostensibly for a coworker’s birthday but also because I wanted some brownies. If you live alone and you want something like brownies, it’s a good idea to make some brownies and then give most of them to someone else. Because then people think you’re nice, and you get brownies, but then you don’t have to deal with the temptation to eat an entire pan of brownies. Not that I’ve ever had that temptation.
So I made the batch of brownies and I put some in Gladware for my coworker, and some in Gladware for Sammi, and left the rest for me. Sam’s supposed to stop by my office today to pick up the brownies and some other stuff, and so this Gladware container of brownies is sitting in my office waiting for her to come and get it.
And I just got hungry, so I totally just got into her Gladware and jacked a brownie. But I only took part of it, because I thought it made the container look uneven if I took the whole brownie. So now she’s got a Gladware container of brownies with an obviously meddled-with half a brownie sitting right on the top.