Two years ago, my best friend went to sleep and never woke up. His remains were not found for two days. This week has been…
For a long, long time, my vision of the ideal life has included a dog. In fact, though I have two cats and love them…
For years, I have been functioning under the stunning misconception that I am basically a mellow person. In fact, if I weren’t so lazy, I…
I knew I needed to write today, but I hadn’t written anything yet because I was having trouble deciding between two topics that seemed very…
Let me tell you something about April. April is an absolutely pathetic crackwhore of a month smeared in dog poo and covered in parasites. If…