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When Mom sees a cat getting on the counter or otherwise misbehaving, she often reacts by yelling, “Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!” We react by launching…

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Abby and Marco are one year old today!

I’ve spent a lot of time feeling sorry for Courtney Love lately.

One trend I will not be following: skinny jeans. Skinny jeans + fat ass + long feet = ugly Lorie. Fuck you, skinny jeans.

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Sammi and I are sitting at Arby’s picking over the last few fries and brainstorming ways I can get my missing blog mojo back. I’m…