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Month: June 2006

Posted on06/30/200607/25/2006everyday stories

Gentle Glide, Indeed

by lorie6 Comments on Gentle Glide, Indeed

And now for something completely different. I went to Target last night to buy such exciting things as deodorant, razor blades, toilet cleaner, bikini line…

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Posted on06/30/200601/27/2021everyday stories

Randy

by lorie2 Comments on Randy

In September 2000, Northwestern football was playing at Wisconsin. I don’t remember why now, but for some reason, we weren’t watching the game. Instead we…

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Posted on06/29/200607/25/2006FYI

And Now For Some Fruit

by lorie6 Comments on And Now For Some Fruit

Watermelons! Refresh if you can’t see them. In other news, every single time I threaten to chop off all my hair, it looks awesome the…

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Posted on06/28/200607/25/2006everyday stories

No Fun In The Summertime

by lorie7 Comments on No Fun In The Summertime

There are some months when I spend the entire month wishing for the next month to arrive. Usually it’s because I’m low on funds for…

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Posted on06/27/200607/25/2006the idiocy files

Homewrecker

by lorie7 Comments on Homewrecker

I am thinking about cheating on Jonathan the next time I get a haircut (which will be soon). I don’t really have a very good…

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