I learned yesterday at Target that 99.95% of sympathy cards FUCKING SUCK. And the wordier the card is, the more likely it is that it…
So I just got back from Chicago this afternoon. It was a good trip except for the part where it was ass cold and the…
The short version is that I’ve never been sicker in my life than I have been for the past five days or so. I decided…
In the wise words of my doctor, whom I visited this afternoon, “I know this is going to sound silly – but you probably pulled…