Year: 2005

Alternate title: The Weirdest Birth Metaphor Ever It all began with a knock on my door on Friday night. Sasha was startled by the noise…

My cat has been missing for almost 24 hours. There’s no way she got outside, and I have turned every room in this house almost…

I just accidentally called a live chat line from my office phone. I swear there’s a reasonable explanation for this.

I was bringing Sasha back to my house last weekend when I hit the deer. Since I’m superstitious, I didn’t want to bring her again…

In other news, my cat just bit me. On the face.