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Posted in everyday stories on 03/24/2005 11:54 am by lorieMe: “What’s up with all the semantic arguments tonight?”
Sibling #1: “What’s ‘semantic’ mean?”
Sibling #2, in total seriousness: “It’s when you’re prejudiced against Jewish people.”
Yes, we set her straight.
March 24th, 2005 at 12:18 pm
Was your argument about Jews?
March 24th, 2005 at 1:56 pm
No, not at all. I think it was about American Idol, actually. Or laundry.
March 24th, 2005 at 3:00 pm
That’s really funny.
I’ve got an idea for a fun show: “Semitic Semantics!”
…aaand that’s all I got.
March 24th, 2005 at 4:42 pm
It was laundry.. cause dad told Jay to get her clothes out of the dryer, but didn’t tell her to put them away too, so she didn’t.
July 15th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Wow, I’m reading randomly through your website and I’m cracking up. 14 year old me is an idiot, albeit a funny one.
July 15th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
NO NO NO NO I GRAMMAR’D WRONG. PLEASE DELETE IT.