Monthly archives: July, 2007

it’s mental flu because i say so

I started cleaning the kitchen at 10:30 last night and finished by sweeping and mopping around 11:30. It wasn’t the dirtiest kitchen in the whole world. I would say it was cleaner than your average college apartment kitchen and a little dirtier than your average grown-up kitchen. But I hadn’t done the dishes in a …

flying coach class, up in the sky

Since it’s been about a hundred years since I wrote anything of any substance, let me remind you all of three very important aspects of my personality: I am usually running late. I have a horrible sense of direction and get lost a lot. I tend to obsess over things. In a Hoover Family First, …