Okay, so I’ve now seen the infamous Jamey Singleton photo. I will not post it. I will not send it to you. So don’t even bother asking. I’m sure you’re all very smart people and if you dig just a teensy bit, you’ll be able to find it yourself. I will say, though, that it’s not clear from the picture that Jamey was “just getting out of the shower,” as he said in his interview. He is in a bathroom, but he has a shirt on and is, um, grooming the love below. Which I’m sure we’ve all done from time to time. I’m not sure whether or not he knows his picture’s being taken, and I guess it’s still plausible that the former friend busted in on him, snapped a digital shot, and went all MySpace crazy with it. Maybe he had in fact just gotten out of the shower, but had put on a shirt before finishing his business. I don’t know.
I feel for him. What are you going to say to the local news? Are you really going to tell them you got caught grooming the love below, even if there’s nothing inherently embarrassing about doing that? Or would you instead tell them “you just got out of the shower” in order to save face a bit?
Poor guy. I bet he never goes into a bathroom ever again without locking the door.