I am pret-ty darn sure I’m wearing my underwear backwards today.
I guess it was an easy mistake to make. They’re those seamless low-rise hipster things, so there isn’t a tag or a huge difference between the front and the back. Evidently, though, there’s enough of a difference that if you get them on the wrong way, you’re going to bunch in the front and wedge in the back all day. And I can’t very well go into a public restroom and whip off my pants and rotate the underwear. I may just be stuck with it.
It’s pretty annoying.
Update! I came home for lunch and changed into an entirely different pair. Problem solved.