Monthly archives: December, 2005

Killing Time While Waiting For The UPS Man

Here are the people you see at Target at 2:30 or 3:00 or 3:30 on a weekday afternoon: 3 kids, high-school or young college-aged maybe, two young women and a young man standing just beside the Xhilaration display in women’s clothing. One of the young women is clearly the ringleader – the blonde, the one …

Typical Day Off

The leafblower dude is quite vigorously blowing the leaves from my front walk, and has been for the last fifteen minutes or so. My whole house stinks like gas. And it’s loud. And I’ve already seen this episode of Divorce Court before, which is pretty sad. I think it’s time to go shopping.

Something’s Always Wrong

I HAVE STREP THROAT. What the hell? The last time I had strep was when I was six years old. I’ve had a sore throat for the last day or two, but I wasn’t terribly concerned about it because I’ve been a little sniffly, which can cause a sore throat, and because otherwise I felt …

It’s Monday

Bizarre Songs I’ve Gotten Stuck In My Head During The Past 48 Hours “Electric Youth” by Debbie Gibson The theme song to the Dr. Phil show “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” by Jermaine Stewart “Lord, I Lift Your Name On High,” by…whoever. Things About Which I Am Having Issues My hair. It …