Just Out of Curiosity

September 11, 2005

Is a buzz cut an acceptable way of dealing with the early onset of male-pattern baldness? Discuss.

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9 Comments

  • 1. Sammi  |  September 11, 2005 at 10:51 pm

    it’s better than starting a comb-over!

  • 2. falsefridays  |  September 12, 2005 at 12:02 am

    the only acceptable way.

  • 3. mike  |  September 12, 2005 at 8:08 am

    I’ll tell you in about ten years.

  • 4. kristen  |  September 12, 2005 at 8:16 am

    I agree, it’s the only way.

  • 5. Lauren  |  September 12, 2005 at 10:09 am

    I agree as well. The comb-over is the absolute worst.

  • 6. ~A  |  September 12, 2005 at 11:11 am

    No. Shave your head.
    Don’t subtly declare to the world that you’ve started that stupid game with your hairilne:
    “It thins here, I’ll shorten it. I moves there, I’ll even out the line…”

    Just shave your head and let the world that your days of giving a flying Fk about it are done; you’re not playing around. Point – set – match.

  • 7. mike  |  September 12, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    I’d like to think that when the follicular situation begins heading south, I’ll let my hair grow roughshod (no combs involved) and focus on compensating with valuable wristwatches and sports cars.

  • 8. ~A  |  September 12, 2005 at 2:18 pm

    you have a sportscar, dude

  • 9. Sandy  |  September 12, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    I’m with ~A. I have a guy at work who can’t be much older than me, who’s got the comb-forward. The buzz is preferable, but the baldness is preferablEST.


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