I have been having fall-down-and-die cramps all day today, so when I went home for lunch, I broke out one of those disposable heating pad things that you stick to your underwear. I’ve always stuck them on the inside part of the underwear, but happened to read the instructions while opening this one and saw that you are supposed to stick them on the outside of your underwear. Oh. I’m an idiot, apparently. So I stuck this one on the outside.
There was nothing in the instructions that warned me that the sticky heating pad might fall off of the outside of my underwear and out of my skirt on to the floor in the middle of the office this afternoon.