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October 23, 2003

I like to make lists.

  1. It’s about damn time I linked madpony. You should all go read that, as those girls get way more comments than any of us ever will. Oh, and also, because they’re funny.

  2. The flu shot place on my arm hurts. Like, a lot. Like, every time I turned on it in bed last night I woke up. And that sucked.

  3. I am skipping lunch today so I can leave early to go do something.

  4. I am also leaving early tomorrow.

  5. I still haven’t replaced the light bulb in my bedroom.

  6. I spent seriously like 90 minutes working on a survey for one of those e-marketing-panel-things I’m on this morning, and then the web site got all wonky and wouldn’t work anymore. I think this means I won’t get my freakin’ HIpoints, and I was due a shitload.

  7. So, tomorrow I am doing something Outrageous and Ballsy! With a friend, because I’m not quite so Outrageous and Ballsy! to do it alone. But anyway.

    We will be participating in one of those speed-dating events. Sixty dates in sixty minutes. Should be interesting, to say the least. Besides, it’s free, so we were all “what the hell?” about it.

    Friend is being rather discreet about her participation, and probably wisely so. I, on the other hand, am a giant dork, and as I don’t conceal my dorkdom well at all, I’ve told practically everyone I know.

  8. I watched WVU wipe the floor with the bloody carcass of Virginia Tech last night, and I think I can say quite safely that it was the worst football game I ever watched in my life. Heinous. Truly.

I think I’m going to go to the bookstore now and put a hoodie on my staff charge, as it’s freezing-ass cold and drafty in my crooked little office. Adieu.

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  • 1. mike  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    you are right. madpony is the fucking shit. thank you for opening my eyes. manually.

  • 2. jon  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    good luck ont he speed datign thingy, we have a real winner here at work who does that, I hope you don't meet him. LOL. Also, I watched the heinously tragic football game last nigth with glee. I can't think of anything better for this town, you can feel a huge collective sigh,a nd now those bandwagon idiots aren't flying those stupid car flags 24-7 anymore. Ahhhhhh. Of course, I would be deflated too, if my team was any good.

  • 3. mike  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    Speaking of awesome blogs (mmmm, awesome), check <a href=”http://cj4jesus.blogspot.com/

  • 4. mike  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    by the way, putting a hoodie on your staff is a good way to prevent unwanted pregnancy. touché.

  • 5. alex  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    i' m wearing short shorts cos it' s laundry day! i suck more than yooouuu.

  • 6. AlbertOMG!  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    okay – I'm losing it.

    …Lorie, I say you alternate between your sixty guys groping crotch, pinching ass, mussing hair, french kissing and flashing your boobs. Just cycle through those until your hour (an hour!) is up.
    Look at it this way – what are you going to do for a minute – really? Talk? what, to get a name and phone number if you like the look of each other – well, girls could just be more bold and do that in bars – so that's out. Also, what other opportunities will come up when you can do what guys generally do to women (uninvited, drunk) without retribution? I say go all out and screw up every other girl's chances of a getting a guy with a straight face after you.

    Fking Rawk!

  • 7. !a  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    Who's got e.?

  • 8. candace  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    dude i totally think i'd do that speed dating thing, esp. if more people did it. you're so clearly there to meet someone that when you find someone attractive and you get a good vibe you can give them a card and go on to see what happens next. and, you've got PERFECT first-date-conversation fodder. i say there's potential.

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