Lofty Aspirations

July 29, 2003

Sometimes I have this bizarre desire to be a waitress. Because I’m an anal overachieving freak, and I’ve had the idea for quite some time that if I were a waitress, I’d be a totally awesome waitress and people would beg to be at my table because I’d take such good care of them and they’d always have full glasses of the icy cold beverage of their choice and I’d bring their food to them piping hot and they’d joke around with me and know me by name and stuff dollar bills into my g-stri—-…


Actually it seems like I want to be a stripper.

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  • 1. mike  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    i want to be a butterfly.

  • 2. alex  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    i want to be awesome girl. she' s a superhero and she flies around wearing a totally rad costume.

  • 3. will  |  January 11, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    It sounds like you need attention. Judging from the picture in your profile, you have all the looks you need. Does Roanoke have enough intellectual stimulation?

    If you must be a stripper, just wait until your [sunburnt] boobs stop itching.

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