Monthly archives: June, 2003

B-I-N-G-O, and FREAK was its name-o

First things first: FUCK YOU, National Bank of Commerce. Fuck you running. With a chainsaw.Unfortunately, the above didn’t cure me of my deep desire to firebomb said bank.Onward.Friday night will live in infamy as The Night Our Waitress Kicked Serious Ass, and also The Night When Eating Dinner Would Have Been a Good Idea.We went …

The One Where I Talk About My Search Engine Hits

I never used to have many search engine results as referring links to my pages until recently. I’m not sure why, but all of a sudden I’m getting tons of hits from search engines, and particularly in the past few days, they’ve become interesting.Like last night, for example. Someone searched twice for tighty basketball -gay …

Metallica, Dog Mafia, and Other Tales

The other day they aired some show about Metallica on MTV, and Sam and Ginny were like “Why did they agree to do this? People can watch it, and they might tape it, and give it to their friends who don’t have MTV, and those friends will be getting to see it for free, and …

Shiny Happy People

Alberto compared my site to a waiter’s tie once. Actually, it was yesterday. Anyway, he’s cool. Go give it a read.It’s fuckin’ hot outside, not that I’m complaining. I’ll take this over 40 days of rain any time. But I just went across campus to do an errand and as I sauntered through the grass, …

Scatterbrained Me

I have an astonishingly keen ability to forget things. It’s not about stuff – I’m good with stuff. I generally don’t misplace my keys or lock them in my car (knock on wood), and I don’t have problems like “oh, I just found this $20 bill in my pocket, I’d forgotten all about it!” It’s …