Crappity Crap

Crappity crap.

I just remembered that I forgot to shoot drugs up my nose this morning before I left the house. Which means that there’s a good chance that I’ll be a puddle of snot and watery eyes by noon.

Also, I forgot to put any hair-taming potion in my mop today and I can already feel it growing to Jackson 5 proportions.

Even with those two issues present, though, I’m feeling pretty good.

It’s Friday, I get a paycheck today (although 80% of it is already committed to stuff), and I’m drinking margaritas tonight.

Rock.

Random: tallgirlsam told me last night that she wants to skip school on Monday. Why? Because that’s when the award ceremony is and she hasn’t missed any school this year. So she’s up for the Perfect Attendance award. And she doesn’t want it. Also, she and I think this would turn out to be really funny.

They’re announcing the winners of the Perfect Attendance award. They begin reading the names. Bobby. Susie. Sally. Mary Ann. Tallgirl.

Tallgirl?

Tallgirl?

And…she’s not there.

Anyway, it seemed funny at 10:30 last night when we were Krogering. But then, we’d just come across the Linda McCartney frozen dinners, so everything was funny at that point.

Yeah, that’s right – Linda McCartney has a line of healthy frozen dinners.

Woot.

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