Quick entry, since I’m enjoying my long weekend and figuring out what to do with myself this afternoon.
Remember how I said I was clumsy and had injured my ankle by tripping over the rocker on the rocking chair?
Well, guess what I did last night?
I tripped, walking backwards, over the OTHER rocker on the SAME EXACT ROCKING CHAIR and hurt my OTHER ankle.
Although not as badly as the first time I did it, but still – now I have two unsightly bruises on my feet – and they match. Why? Because I hurt them exactly the same way.
No one is dumber than I am. No one.
And this time, my whole family saw.
I think I need to jet out to Southern Classic and have the surly boys vacuum my car.
Hey, is Local 11:00 Meteorologist really gay? Can anyone confirm or deny that?
Thanks. Have a super day!
