Honda Civics Can Suck It

What is UP with the Honda Civic? Seriously, what is so fucking special about it?

I have this irrational hatred for Honda Civics. Specifically, pimped-out customized Honda Civics. Isn’t the Civic just a shitty little standard sedan? Since when did the Civic get elevated to this mythic status of street sportscar?

This guy who goes to school with TG and Witchy has a teal Civic with yellow wheels and flame decals. And I’ve seen way too many high school aged guys with these ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS pimped-out little Civics. I see them all over town. Now I’m not a huge car buff or anything – I know a little tiny bit about cars, and I know what looks good, and I know what’s expensive. Customization is expensive. So why not just sink all that money into a car that doesn’t suck my ass?

If you happen to be the proud owner of a Honda Civic and it’s actually just a CAR, like you bought the car and maybe bought a thing or two to make it look nicer, but really you know that it’s just a Honda Civic and you bought it because the Accord was too expensive, then you’re exempt from my Civic hatred.

But guys? A pimped-out Honda Civic doesn’t impress me. At all.

It’s like putting dubs and a big ugly spoiler on a Hyundai Excel and then going out and getting a system for it. That’s fucking dumb, and I get to say that because I used to have a Hyundai Excel and I recognize it for what it is – an economical little foreign car.

NOT the car that’s gonna get me laid.

That’s what the Dodge Neon is for.

Comments 18

  • Yea whats up bitch, you are stupid as FUCK,i'm runnin a Teggy but how stupid are you keep your redneck bullshit stupid ass FUCKING DODGE NEONS off the fucking streets,you dont nkkow SHit about SHIT so shut the fuck up you dumb ass BITCH!

  • Um hi, i want you to know that you are one sad stupid girl.Neons are the most PUSSIEST cars ever , there GAY,UGLY and stupid, I have a Mitshubishi Lancer and I'll take your ugly ass any day bitch , Fucking whore, Go suck Dick bitch.

  • I hate the Toyota Camery. You go with your Neon. Thats much better. I like the Civic Hybrid, but thats it.

  • daveg was here

  • First of all – to the owner of the above Lancer: You do not know how to spell your own car manufacturer's name. Furthermore, anyone who has done any research on Mitsubishis knows that the Lancer is one of the most unreliable, pitiful cars they have put out to date. You'd get more reliability driving around in a tin-can with training wheels on it. I hope you enjoy their chronic transmission and brake problems. Next time, tell your daddy to buy you a car that will last until you get out of highschool, little girl. And for God's sake, shut the hell up. You sound like a pre-teen idiot.

  • Hey, lor, you may not

    nkkow sh** about sh** but i think that you KNOW sh** about sh**

  • uhh ya k.. i own a civic im gonna pimp it out cause these cars look cool and for affordable price u can make them go very fast.. and they look COOL i mean if u like neons thats ur thing but stay the fuck outta here

  • You go ahead and pimp out your fugly car. I hope I'm JUST like you when i grow up. not.

  • “stay the fuck outta here” is a pretty funny thing to say to the OWNER of this WEBSITE. that would be me. Jamie is my sister and thus has far more privilege to be here than you do. Thanks for reading, though, cowboy.

  • this is so fucking dumb 1. some people like to customize cars just to customize cars…. make it fit their own style and civics are one of the easiest cars to do that with 2. how can ne1 say that a fucking dodge neon is better the a honda civic ive driven both the civics mine and the neon was a friends, civic is faster better riding mor ecomfortable AND IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE AN EGG!!!! 3. also a MITSUBISHI lancer is almost a bad as car as you can get…..

  • Your a moron,seriously. Your right you dont know shit about cars,the civic looks good and its easy to work on if you know what your doing,well i juss u don't sry. You don't like the civic but u are in love with neons,OMFG. The neon is a shity ass ride man,the civic is faster and LOOKS BETTER!!!

  • OMG. You're so stupid, how dare you have a preference about something and state it on your own website. You should be run over with a pimped out Civic, because it makes way cooler impressions on your head. :) SOME people need to get lives, and better cars.

  • this is the best exchange ever.

    and also, i like my beetle.

    and finally–i've seena lot of tricked out neons. now THAT'S funny.

  • I like it when you guys put the big old mufflers on your cars and they go “Brrooouuuuuuwwwwpppppp! Brooooooouuuuuuuuuuuup!” Keep doing that. It is cool and good. And it will look good on a résumé.

  • All you little morons whineing about your little honda civics or dodge neons and which is faster and i say none they both suck my Trans Am’s ASS..My car makes more HP in In reverse then your car would overall.

  • I’d like to take on anyone with a honda civic or dodge neon or whatever with my Supercharged ’05 GTO. If you still think you can beat my GTO, I think you need to take a look at a GTO’s specs. 400 Horse power….nuff said…..retards……

  • ok kids lets not fight about which shitty car is better. Most civics suck and are ugly, but there are exceptions. Neons suck period. and Lancers are lame as hell (with the exception of the Evolutions) if you want to get a real car you need to go German. Volkswagon, BMW, or Audi. Or if your feelin the need for Swede go Volvo.

  • Okay. Enough.